Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Pilage and Plunder



Jesse the pirate was having a great day. In fact he had already managed to plunder a great merchant ship, comandeer a fleet of ships and conquer an island to hide away his treasure. But something in Jesse's gut rumbled in protest to his great adventures. Suddenly a voice called his name as if from afar.


"Jesse....Jesse..." it said.


Jesse shook his head and looked back at his crew waiting for him in the rowboat. But they had vanished! Replaced instead by several stuffed bears and a robot toy. Dumbfounded Jesse turned towards the voice, a startled look on his face. A woman stood before him, hand on hips.Jesse pointed his sword at her.


"Arh. What be ye request fiend?" he growled menacingly.The woman sighed and shook her head. "Jesse stop fooling around and come inside for supper."


Jesse watched forlornly as his sword turned back into a stick and his great treasure became a shoe box filled with pennies and monopoly money."Coming mom," he said.


But before he followed her inside he placed his box inside a hold and covered it with dirt. Proudly he stated..."Here lies me treasure. The treasure of Jesse Black...Captain Jesse Black. Arh."


With that he ran inside to a supper fit for a pirate.


The End


Disclaimer - written in Advanced Grammar....all rights - Kris Bartels

1 comment:

mist1 said...

I will find that treasure. It will be mine.