It seems to me that no matter how hard I try to make friends with men, my flirt button will perpetually be on high. I've tried to switch it off, turn it to coy, even put it on medium but it just doesn't work...
I can't help it, maybe its all that testosterone, or just those eyes, or those hands..or that hair...sigh...you see? I just can't help myself. Men are beautiful, God's gift to women. I mean look at them. The have muscles, lips, eyes, smiles, the smell amazing and (oh God help me) that hair.
Whether I'm just staring at the backs of their gorgeous heads or actually having a meaningful conversation with one, my head goes to places I dont want it to. Dangerous places. Places that involve stacks of bridal magazines and lots and lots of white. I try to ignore it...and just ya know...be cool but I find that my cool button becomes 'temporarily unavailable' (much like the wireless at my school) when even a slightly unatractive boy is around.
Don't get me wrong, I do not fall in love...I just start to think if there is a possibility that this guy would ever want to marry me. No I don't start at dating, I go straight to marriage. Do not pass go and DO NOT collect 200 hundred dollars.
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I've found that carrying a wedding dress in the trunk of my car and showing it to a guy on the first date isn't a great idea.
Hahaha, you're hilarious Kris!
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